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Kim Patterson
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THE FAMILY JEWELS introduces KC Kelley a thirty-something never-married over-achiever. She is a Nail Technician by day and a Private Investigator by night. KC began doing PI work for the giggles, but she soon was hooked. To begin the series, she is hot on the trail of a cheating husband and a jewel thief; aided by a very sexy and savvy PI. Amazingly, KC gets handcuffed more often than the thief, but that’s just her style. She rubs elbows, files nails, and investigates the society elite of McLean Virginia. What a rich group of people and such snobs! However, the big question is, would you date a gynecologist?

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About the Author

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Kim has written many things for her enjoyment, including tons of unique thoughts, letters to herself, short stories, and random diary entries.  All of these were written on sticky notes, Kleenex, or her high school notebook covers.  Too bad nobody ever read those.  Seriously, she has also written many articles that have been read by many nail technicians and published in Nails Magazine and Nail Pro Magazine.

Kim is married to a wonderful man, Michael.  They

never had children unless you include their Shih Tsu “Coco.”  They live in Purcellville, Virginia, outside Washington D.C.  Kim owns Top Coat Nails & Spa, her second salon; she also owned Artistic Nails in Fairfax, Virginia, in the '90s.  As you can tell, Kim is a career nail technician.  She has been licensed for 40 years and does all forms of nails in her salon. 

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I loved this book from the very start and it was extremely engaging. I bought it right before I got on a flight and I finished it before we landed. The character development was wonderful and the plot transitions were perfect. Highly recommended for sure.

Book Reviews

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If you enjoy mysteries with a side of humor, The Family Jewels is a fun and sassy read. KC Kelley, a nail technician by day and private investigator by night, brings charm and wit to every case she tackles. What starts as a casual hobby—PI work for laughs—turns into full-blown sleuthing as she chases down a cheating husband and a jewel thief. Patterson creates a lively setting in McLean, Virginia, where KC navigates the world of snobs and society elites with style. The story is fast-paced, filled with mishaps, flirtation, and plenty of handcuffs (though not always on the criminals!). It's a light, enjoyable mystery perfect for fans of quirky detective stories.

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This delightful mix of humor and intrigue begins with KC pursuing a cheating husband and a jewel thief, all while navigating the elite and often snobby social circles of McLean, Virginia. Her adventures are made even more entertaining by her partnership with a suave fellow PI, resulting in a rollercoaster of handcuffs and hijinks. With its witty dialogue and vibrant characters, this novel not only explores the absurdities of high society but also poses the intriguing question: would you date a gynecologist? A fun and engaging read that promises laughter and suspense!

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Must read for 2025!

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